Trees of planet Earth, I apologize.I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all of the trees who have selflessly given their lives for the sake of junkmail. How many countless trees have been sacrificed to tell me about the latest credit card discounts, home mortgage opportunities, reduced car insurance, grand openings, going-out-of-business sales, Labor Day, Memorial Day, 4th of July, and Columbus Day sales. How many pine, oak, poplar, fir, and other varieties have been ground up to tell me to register today, visit tomorrow, mark my calendar, and rush, rush, rush.

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